February 2011
100 truths
1. Last beverage: Milk 2. Last phone call: My dad 3. Last text message: Trevor 4. Last song you listened to: Brielle - Sky Sailing 5. Last time you cried: hmmm…. Not sure. Almost cried Wednesday, Jan 26th
HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: Nope 7. Been cheated on: No 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yes 9. Lost someone special: Yes ...
Reposting....reblogging....recycling
Why does tumblr make it so hard not to want to repost things? I think I have gone repost-happy! Every once in a while I write my own things but more than half the time I repost the hilarious things I see on my dashboard! and why? Because i have no life and always have my laptop with me while doing school. Goodness! Is it possible to not repost things? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I’ll take the...
January 2011
I really dont understand why -
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends.
10 year olds swear.
11 year olds kiss and grope each other.
12 year olds give oral sex.
13 year olds aren’t virgins.
14 year olds have their hearts broken.
15 year olds are getting wasted.
16 year olds are doing drugs.
17 year olds are pregnant.
18 year olds are emotional wrecks.
19 year olds are committing suicide.
When tumblr servers are down
When you are typing the last page of your 10 page essay and the power goes out/computer crashes/freezes
First:
Then:
And finally:
When you can’t get the stupid Alt-Ctrl-Del combination to work
When one of your dumb friends says something intelligent that makes absolute sense
When your crush starts going out with a player/jerk or your best...
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. →
watermelontricycle:
anoutlawsrevolution:
nare-bear:
desireerenay:
janba-juice:
uhcoolstorybro:(via alvareo)
But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine: The Alot is an imaginary...
“If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it...”
– Rudyard Kipling (via amissanissa)
“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to...”
– Adam Young
Not bathroom talk
Jacob: No! Every time!
Chandler: That's not something you want to hear in the bathroom.
that awkward moment when you see a serial killer...
wdfxckuplex:
“Her face made me want to learn how to box.”
– Lori (Cougar Town)
teach me how to snuggie, teach me, teach me how to...
“You cannot add Jesus to your life. Jesus has to BE your life.”
– Jocelyn (paraphrased by me)
Being a 16-year-old in college can get pretty...
My reaction to some statuses on Facebook...
Reblog if you want any type of question in your...
I wish I knew what went through your mind when you...
You're in a room that is dead quiet and serious...
On weekends
Expectation:
Reality:
“Praise God for white noise generators! I love this and use this when i need to...”
– SimplyNoise - The Best Free White Noise Generator on the Internet.
I have to say, this site made me die of laughter.... →
Pretty much a blog about sounds effects. :)
Crappy sound effect?
This onomontoPOWia from “Jack Kirby’s Teen Agents” will surely rank as one of the all-time greats ever given to a grateful humanity:
Yes, that’s “BA-THROOM”, as in the sound of your local toiletry exploding in a fiery, drawing-filled, white-outlined concussion of methane-fueled fury. I don’t know what might cause the “BE-DROOM!” effect, but I’d darn sure pay to find out.
When you call a girl fat or ugly, it's engraved...
so true. :’( Spread as much kindness as you can today, you never know if it will save a life.
When you just can't get over how incredibly...
discoverwhoiam:
Spending all night on Tumblr
discoverwhoiam:
Expectation:
Reality
So there's this girl..
discoverwhoiam:
They seem so attractive looking at the back of their heads & you expect them to turn like this,
Wait what the fuck, they turn around looking like this
LOL
When everyone loves the person you hate..